In years past, we've been comfortable posting a single epitaph for whatever sad end that year's particular model of the Washington Nationals met. See also our 2014, 2013, 2011, and 2010 Nationals gravestones. This year we came up with 14.
On a personal note, barring a miracle, this is likely the final post ever here at the Nats Enquirer. The tombstone theme seems fitting. Thanks for reading over the past 10+ years. We had a good run. Enjoy: