"I'll be hitting in three months. I'll be ready next year, spring training. Hundred percent. No doubt in my mind I'll be ready by spring training." (Jose Guillen, via Washington Post, 8/10/2006)
Guillen stops by to clean out his locker and let everybody know he's recovering just fine from elbow surgery, thank you very much.
Oh yeah, he'll be back.* No doubt in his mind.
*Just not in Washington. Maybe Japan? Maybe the Fukuoka Softbank Hawks will come calling?