Today's pointless meeting between Alfonso Soriano, his agent Diego Bentz, and Nationals officials will probably go something like this:
Soriano: "I love it here."
Diego: "Alfonso loves it here."
Kasten: "How much do you love it here?"
Diego: "$15 million. 5 years."
Soriano: "I love it here."
Kasten: "..."
Diego: "Oh yeah, did I mention the no-trade clause?"
Kasten: "Do you need directions to the airport?"
Fonzi, we hardly knew ya.
(Note: playing the role of Diego Bentz, Diego Maradona)
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