Nats Enquirer

Oh My God!

Nationals offer low-ball deal to old friend Tomo Ohka as Bowden tries to get a do-over for the deal that destroyed the 2005 season.

Frank Robinson not available for comment.

Junior Spivey not available for comment.

(Photo courtesy of MLB.com)

Nats Punting 2007

"I want to shock the world. I want to play over .500."
(Manny Acta, via Washington Post, 12/06/2006)

Shocking! 100 loss season a foregone conclusion as Nats play around at Disney.

Nats shooting to be the next Cleveland Spiders.

No moves is good news. Hey, there's always '08.

Manny being Manny: Acta sets the bar a little too high. There was a time when "Shock the world" meant "win it all". In Manny's World, it means "Play over .500".

(Photo by Nick Wass/AP -- and yes, we realize that it's a picture of  Shaun Suisham kicking off and not a punt, but we couldn't find an appropriate punting picture. So give us a break, ok?)

The Guill-end

"Whatever happened in the past is the past. I'll just put it all behind me and I'm just looking forward to bringing a championship to Seattle. I think most of you guys know the type of player I am. I'm going to bring a lot of fun to this team this year."
(Jose Guillen, via AP/ESPN.com, 12/2/2006)

Fun. Fun!? Bwaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

Seattle overpays for Clubhouse Cancer Jose Guillen: $5.5 million.

Ha ha. Fun. Jose, we'll miss you.

(AP Photo)

Tears of a clown: Krivsky still crying over da-MAJ-ed goods

"We don't feel like we were dealt with fairly, and you can go to the bank that we're not going to take it sitting down."
(Wayne Krivsky, via AP/ESPN.com, 12/3/2006)

Get over it you, you big sissy.

Krivsky still bitching about Majewski deal. Just admit it, Wayne: you F*#cked up.

(Photo by David Kohl/AP)