"I feel like I'm ready to go today."
(Joey Eischen, via AP, 01/25/2007)
Best thing to happen to the Nationals this winter:
Tigers sign Joey Eischen and his shredded shoulder to minor league deal...
which means that Bowden won't be offering Joey Eischen a minor league deal with the NAAAts.
(Photo swiped from some site, seach for joey eischen via google images)