"I'm not going to [talk about] any trade discussions that we are having. I think it's fair to say that we talk to almost every team in baseball on a regular basis. I'm not going to confirm nor deny any discussions that are out there, except to say that we are not close to any trade with any player at this point."
(Jim Bowden, via Nationals dot com, 6/11/2007)
5+ arrests since 2003? Hey, nice guys finish last! Clubhouse chemistry? Overrated. If the price is right, this one is a no-brainer: Get Elijah Dukes.
(AP Photo/Mike Carlson)