"I'd really like to thank my dad ... My dad is the one who taught me how to give up long home runs."
(Mike Bacsik, via Houston Chronicle, 8/09/2007)
"All of a sudden, I've gone from nobody and no one was bothering me, and now everyone wants access."
(Mike Bacsik, via Dallas Morning News, 8/08/2007)
The Anti-Barry is a star...but be careful what you wish for:
From zero to hero, now everybody wants a piece of Mike.
(AP Photo/Ben Margot)