Kirk, Sorry! But for some reason they sent the check back to me. I haven’t been able to call you back because my phone is TOAST! I have a new # it is [Lo Duca’s phone number is listed here]. Please leave your # again because I lost all of my phonebook with the other phone.
(Paul Lo Duca, in a letter to Kirk Radomski, via The Mitchell Report, pg. 257)
And you thought Elijah Dukes had character problems!
...not that the alleged extra-marital affair with the 19-yr old and the whispers about another little habit weren't a tip off...
Hey Nats fans, don't forget to boo Lo Duca* just as vehemently as we booed Bonds* last summer, ok?
Hey Bud, does this mean Jesus Flores gets to start the first 15 games of the season? Will P-Lo* get the Jose Guillen treatment?
Meanwhile...Nook Logan!? Seriously? The only player less likely to be named was Jamey Carroll...
(Photo by Rick Silva/Associated Press, with an assist from The Nationals Enquirer staff)