"I know that I'll be ready within a day or two. It's just a little soreness right now."
(Elijah Dukes, via Nationals Journal, 3/14/2008)
Sure, that's what Alex Escobar said.
As if the news on Wily Mo's oblique wasn't bad enough.
But the Rob Mackowiak/Ryan Langerhans platoon sure has a nice ring to it, huh?