A source with no knowledge of the situation tells The Nationals Enquirer that due to a lack of available parking, Pope Benedict XVI may be forced to park the Pope Mobile at RFK Stadium and take the Nats Express shuttle bus to Mass at Nationals Park on April 17. Meanwhile, Metro officials have offered to allow the Pope to pay a special "reduced fare" if he decides to ride Metro. Stan Kasten unvailable for comment.
"We don't really have a position for him, but at the end of the day, you know what kind of bat he is going to give you. Whether there's enough room at the end of the day, I don't know. We'll sort it out." (BretAaronBob Boone, via Nationals.com, 3/10/2008)
And, I know it's probably been posted here at least 50 times before, but let's not pass up one more chance to post the above video of Tony scaring the crap out of a guy over in Japan a few years ago. Fantastic.
"I had to cut it off. I wasn't feeling 100 percent. I wasn't happy with it. It wasn't all that bad. It was kind of the same. We were hoping for improvement. Whatever program they have for me, I'm still on it." (Shawn Hill, via Nationals.com, 3/8/2008)
"I don't know how to answer that question, because I know his ligament's fine. I know the nerve is fine. We don't know why he's having pain there. We haven't had a doctor or anyone be able to tell us exactly what it is. So I don't know, that's the way I'd have to answer you right now." (Jim Bowden, via Chatter, 3/8/2008)