Enquirer Exclusive! Nats trade Detwiler, Mock, for Wilkerson

"What were the chances that the two power guys will go down altogether? [We'll welcome Wilkerson with Open Arms]."
(Manny Acta, via Washington Times, 4/1/2008)

"This trade was a no-brainer. The loss of Dukes and Wily Mo is killing us. In the end, there was no telling whether Detwiler or Mock would even pan out. I love Brad Wilkerson. He's like Andy Van Slyke on Red Bull."
(Jim Bowden, via The Nationals Enquirer, 4/1/2008)

Trade shocker! Nationals deal top prospects Ross Detwiler and Garrett Mock to Seattle for Brad Wilkerson and a player to be named later.

Injuries to Elijah Dukes, Wily Mo Pena, force Trader Jim's hand.

Bowden reportedly working "110%" to bring Nook Logan back to Washington.

(Photo By Ricky Fitchett, Pointed Magazine dot com)

Comments

[Michael Norton]

April Fools!

[The Nationals Enquirer]

Ok, we made up the part about Wilkerson, but a little birdie told us the Nook Logan thing is true...