Win some, lose some

"I'm hoping there's nothing torn in there. I'll just take the next couple weeks off, I guess."
(Chad Cordero, via Washington Times, 4/30/2008)

"That's where I need to be. That's when I do best, when I drive the ball that way. Hopefully I can stay right there."
(Ryan Zimmerman, via Washington Post, 4/30/2008)

Nats 6, Braves 3: Zimm breaks out (3-4, HR, 3RBI); Chief breaks down (~55 mph fastball was the tipoff).

Hey! Nats (10-17) don't have the worst record in baseball anymore -- thanks, Texas!

 

(Image of Cordero on TV taken by Nationals Enquirer staff. Standings screenshot from mlb dot com.)

Comments

[harper]

Thankfully there isn't an "Elijah Dukes Breaks In (Arrested trying to attack his ex-girlfriend)" third part of that.