Fat Tuesday! More fat guys in Chase Utley shirts than you can shake a stick at!
For the second night in a row, Nationals Park was invaded by throngs of fat Phillies fans in XXXXL Chase Utley jerseys. Enquiring minds want to know: what the hell is it about the 6'1", ~200 lb. Utley that makes 5'6", ~300 lb. fat guys go out and purchase his jersey en masse?
(Photo of Phillies fan in a Chase Utley jersey by The Nationals Enquirer staff 5/19/2008)