""I was stunned...All of a sudden, he has instant relief. She found the spot. ... He swung from both sides of the plate with violence of contact, and his hips went through it."
(Jim Bowden, via Nationals dot com, 5/1/2008)
Hey!! Um....waiiiiiit a second, what kind of massage is this, anyway!?
You can't make this stuff up (via Nationals dot com):
WASHINGTON -- A miracle has happened to first baseman Dmitri Young. The pain in his lower back and hip flexor is gone, thanks to the team's masseuse, Tiana Tchamouroff.
Meanwhile...Chief's shoulder problems: cured! Jesus Colome walks on water! Kearns hits! Elijah Dukes helps an old lady cross the street! Wily Mo Pena hits a breaking ball! Jim Bowden levitates!
(Nick Wass/Associated Press)