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September 07, 2008

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"I didn't start thinking until the 10th inning, and that's when I realized I'm like dying out there. And I started thinking, You dead, dawg."

Dear Ted Lerner,

Please keep Elijah's man-sitter on the payroll for at least another three years.

Sincerely yours,

The Nationals Enquirer

how fast after the final out does Willie Harris untuck his shirt?

As long as Dukes keeps his head on a swivel, he may one day be able to assume the role of man-sitter. Which is a slot that every team needs to fill.

Best of luck, Elijah. And thanks for the great season.

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