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April 01, 2009


Dammit I saw that headline in my Nats RSS feed and nearly had a stroke before I remembered it was the Nationals Enquirer. Sources with no knowledge of the situation would like to thank you for almost ruining my morning.

Its kind of scary but that kind of stuff might just be possible with this organization...

That's what we're here for, Jake: to misinform and terrify our readers. Happy April!

Say it's so! The Nats as currently configured have too many players who can hit above .210 and aren't chronically injured due to steroid withdrawal.

You know that one poster at Nats Journal actually pined for such a move last week?

What's a step above "I threw up in my mouth a little?"

Well that's what happened to me when I read this. I didn't believe the Gmail auto-response gag, but yet I believed this!

Then I realized Trader Jim / Jimmy Hairdo is gone, I relaxed, I breathed again. I repeated "Everything is going to be ok" twelve times, and life is back to normal.

@L Street: I must've missed that -- someone really floated a Detwiler-for-Wilkerson move!?

@cks: that's the desired effect! We're here to misinform, terrify, and sicken our readers.

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