"Whatever to help the team out."
(Dmitri Young, via Chatter/Washington Times, 3/31/2009)
A svelte Dmitri Young goes 2-4 with a HR in first appearance in forever.
We officially retract any and all shots taken at Da Meat Hook's fitness and complaints about him starting the season in Florida: Pencil him in as DH.
Meanwhile, Da Meat Hook's off-season training program revealed (via Nationals dot com). Those snack foods ARE a killer:
Young stayed away from fried food and food with sugar. He often worked hard on the treadmill and the elliptical machine. The hardest part was staying away from snack foods.