(AP Photo/Evan Vucci - Dick Cheney is all smiles, above, clearly having a blast at yesterday's 8-6 Nationals loss to the Phillies at Nationals Park.)
Cheney tells sources: waterboarding is okay, watching the Nationals, "inhumane".
According to anonymous, unnamed sources with no knowledge of the situation, former VP Dick Cheney admitted after attending yesterday's latest debacle by the Washington Nationals that although he still does not believe waterboarding is torture, he believes watching the Washington Nationals is. Mr. Cheney told sources he doesn't believe it should be condoned as an interrogation tactic and instrument of U.S. Foreign Policy. Nancy Pelosi unavailable for comment.
Good luck, Ross Detwiler. Hate to tell you, but it'll probably take a complete game shutout if you're hoping for a "W".