(Photo by Nationals Enquirer Staff. Forget coal: Santa delivered a stocking full of horse *bleep* to Nationals fans on Opening Day today at Nationals Park. And yes, the 25,000 Philies fans in attendance today booed Santa. It's what they do.)
The Halladays are Hell
Phillies 11, Nationals 1: And it was looking so merry and bright through the first three innings.
Citizen's Bank Park South was rocking the Red! Kudos to Stan Kasten for an amazing job selling tickets to Phillies fans again this offseason!
President Obama looked like a leaner, left-handed version of Daniel Cabrera during that historic first pitch. Zim bailed him out. Fortunately most of the Phillies fans in attendance were too drunk to notice the White Sox cap.
We'll let NTP wrap it up and put a bow on this one: a complete embarrassment.
Is it 2011 yet?