(Minute Maid Park security guards tackle a fan who ran onto the field during Monday afternoon's game. A taser would've helped. Photo from Getty Images, via Daylife.)
Thank you, Houston!
Nationals 14, Astros 4: There's the offense! A big ol' Texas-sized ass whuppin'.
Amazing: Nyjer Morgan gets moved from leadoff to the 2-hole, actually does more good than harm: 3-4, BB, 2 SB, 4 runs. That's more like it!
Luis Atilano picks up win #5 with 6.2 solid innings. Tyler Walker gives the rest of the 'pen a rest. Even Brian Bruney couldn't have blown that lead. Maybe.
Stephen Strasburg will make his long-awaited major league debut on June 8th, barring rain or some other act of God or Baseball Jesus.