...but then, the original G.I. Joe doll never pitched an inning and a third of scoreless relief to save a game in the NLCS against the Phillies. And the original G.I. Joe doll's beard never had its own Facebook page.
So we'll call it a draw.
(G.I. Joe image via mcgonnigle.wordpress.com. Wilson Photo by REUTERS/Robert Galbraith.)