(His shoulder is a question mark, but there's no question Brandon Webb still looks good in a tux. Photo by Andrew Goodman/Getty Images.)
Odalis Perez reportedly waiting by the phone for a call from Nationals.
Also, Pedro Astachio is still available.
Quick, someone get Jason Simontacchi on the phone.
Is Ramon Ortiz still alive?
At least Matt Chico is back.
So what's a team gotta do to land a starting pitcher these days, anyway?
Not that Webb was the answer, but it would've been sorta nice to at least ask the question.