(Oh, that's just Bryce Harper running headfirst into the wall on Thursday. No biggie. Screen grab via Hagerstown Herald-Mail video.)
If simply reading the account of Bryce Harper running headfirst into the outfield wall during a game in Hagerstown yesterday doesn't scare the crap out of you, well, then...we suggest you watch the video over on the Hagerstown Herald-Mail's website. It'll scare the crap out of you. Even scarier than Tony La Russa's pinkeye-face.
"I feel good. I hit the wall hard. I laid there a little and was a little scared. My head hurt. I sat out the second game, but I felt good. I feel bad that I didn’t get a chance to pinch hit."
(Bryce Harper, via Herald-Mail.com, 4/21/2011)
Harper also hit his second HR of the season earlier in the day before gracing the wall with his face and scaring the crap out of everyone. Next question: did Harper leave eyeblack marks on the wall?