Nats drop 2 of 3 to the Cardinals? Well, that's not good. But you have to just take the silver linings wherever you can find them: at least the Nationals didn't catch what Tony La Russa's got on his face.
Here's Tony La Russa, via the Belleville News-Democrat, describing his "extreme" case of conjuntivitis:
"Actually, it just looks bad. I'm not in a lot of pain. It just scares kids. Like bad makeup in a horror movie. I get a little weary dealing with it."
(Tony La Russa, via Belleville News-Democrat.com, 4/20/2011)
Come to think of it, the same could be said for the Nats' offense thus far...
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