Given the plethora of Twitter accounts dedicated to the facial hair and body parts of pro athletes, it seemed like only a matter of time before Bryce Harper's mustache got one.
And then it appeared on a Monday night, in a flurry of CAPS LOCK hijinks, LOLing, and emoticons. Indeed, @BHarpersStache is open for business. Interestingly (or not), @BHarp34, the former Twitter account of Bryce Harper, no longer exists.
Not to be outdone by Harper's wispy Twitter alter-ego, Drew Storen's Beard surfaced shortly thereafter.
Here's more from @BHarpersStache, hopefully resting after ingesting 125 hours-worth of 5 Hour Energy:
(Yeah, so Harper went 0-5 Monday night, but Hagerstown won 8-3 in only 12 innings.)
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