(The scene in the Nationals dugout following John Lannan's shocking 2-run home run. Screengrab via MASN/TV.)
Nationals 7, Dodgers 2: So John Lannan hit a home run at Dodger Stadium Friday night. We're still trying to process this. Elsewhere, there are reports of cats and dogs living and harmony, and snowball fights breaking out in hell.
Of course, Lannan got the silent treatment from his teammates after returning to the dugout; then they cracked: