(Nyjer Morgan in a cowboy hat. Photo via TheRealTPlush.)
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted, huh Brewers fans?
Nats fans have lived this nightmare before: swooning for a few months over the cartoon character antics of Nyjer Morgan and Tony Plush before his aggressive tendencies turn reckless and it all spirals out of control in a late August-early September shit storm. It was only a matter of time before the real Nyjer Morgan stood up in Milwaukee after a summer of T-Plush love: and he did last night against the Cardinals, starting a benches-clearing "incident" and throwing his chew at Chris Carpenter, and later going on Twitter and referring to Albert Pujols as "Alberta" and "she".
This is only the beginning, Brewers fans. It's all fun and games until the real Nyjer Morgan shows up.
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