Tom Milone crushes first pitch he sees in first AB of first MLB start for a home run.

(Tom Milone looking as shocked as everyone over what he did in the second inning. Screen cap via MASN/TV.)

Welcome to the Major Leagues, Tom Milone. 3-run HR on the first pitch he sees in his first AB as a big leaguer? You can't make this stuff up. Video here.

And here are screen caps of the bullpen going nuts:

And here's Milone's curtain call. That didn't take long:

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