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January 17, 2012


I heard he has gone to a non-red meat type of vegetarian diet which includes chicken and fish. I think ribs are probably red meat although that may have been a 1 time divergence at the BBQ in St. Louis.

At 5'11" and 275 pounds at the start of the 2011 season, I have to wonder if the new svelte Prince is now parading at 260 pounds. We will give him credit for muscle mass and say at 5'11" he probably should be about 235 where he doesn't look like the Michelen tire man (no offense to Michelen)

Snicker and insult all you want, but Prince has played 157 or more games per year for the past six years, with extraordinary success. He's just about to become a bagillionaire. Can any of us claim to have accomplished anything remotely in the same ballpark, so to speak?

Section 222, I haven't seen anyone on here who is saying don't sign him. Also nobody questioning his durability but at some point does he become a Mo Vaughn?

Fact: He is grossly overweight based on height and body size

I bring you...Onion headlines!

• Prince Fielder Explains Complexities Of Salary Arbitration Using Cheeseburgers (1/11)
• Prince Fielder Satisfies Curiosity By Eating Small Handful Of Dirt (5/10)
• Prince Fielder Injured While Trying To Eat Baltimore Chop (7/09)
• C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger (7/08)
• Prince Fielder Dies Of Inside-The-Park Home Run (6/07)
• On-Deck Prince Fielder Puts Dozen Donuts On Bat (8/06)

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