And so, Bryce Harper posted a picture of his car on Twitter today, and naturally it got...a reaction. You gotta hand it to him. There's the photo, above: "The whip! Flat black wheels! #swag" via @BHarper3407.
In any case, the photo inspired 106.7 The Fan's Chad Dukes (@chaddukes) -- yes, that's the flagship radio station of the Washington Nationals, folks -- to call Harper a "huge douche":
*shrug* Seems a little unnecessary, Mr. Dukes. And that thing isn't nearly as impressive as Bryce Harper's monster truck.