Bryce Harper may have quit Twitter earlier this week (forced by veteran teammates *cough* *cough* Jayson Werth? *cough*?), but Bryce Harper's mustache (@BHarpersStache) appears to still be alive and well on Twitter, as evidenced by the Friday night Tweets above. Even if, you know, he's more of a beard now. Love the hashtags, buddy.
Meanwhile, exiting the dark underbelly of Twitter where (presumably) real, live, humans Tweet on behalf of the facial hair of Nationals players, it was apparently an uneventful day for Bryce Harper in his spring debut in the Nats 3-0 win against the Hoyas: 0-2 with a walk, including a failed bunt attempt. Harper, not a fan of the Hoyas, was probably pretty excited about the win.