(Michael Morse attempted to dump a small bottle of water on Ian Desmond's head after Desi's walk-off homer Wednesday night. Screengrabs via MASN/TV.)
First time getting picked off 1st base? Check. 3-4 night, 2 doubles, 2 runs scored, RBI? Near-miss 1st HR? Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. A rocket double to start the 9th? Check. Accidental barehanded catch of routine fly ball while falling down? Check. Saving a run on a potential sac fly just because his arm is so scary? Check. Scoring tying run earlier in the game stripping ball from catcher on a close play at the plate after hustling from 2nd base (video here)? Check.
Oh yeah, Nats break 5-game losing streak on a walk-off HR by...help us out here, we're drawing a blank.
Meanwhile, Morse reiterated to the media that he expects to be back in time to DH in June. By then, he should be able to lift a Gatorade bucket again, right? For now, more Morse and his water bottle: