Oh, look! There's Teddy in the right field bullpen at Kauffman Stadium in KC during the Home Run Derby Monday night, cavorting with a shark, a Randy Johnson, some sausages, pierogis, etc.
We've nothing else to add. Except that if there was a race, the Nationals would have fixed it so Teddy would lose again. What's that? There was a race? And Teddy lost again when he stopped to bodyslam a sausage? It figures.