You know the famous quote: "Writing about music is like dancing about architecture"?
Well, if you're tuning into the Nationals-Astros game tonight, the photo above, via @patrickboylan, and photo below, via LizTexas should be considered as our best attempt at dancing about architecture. We have no audio of the guy who has been screaming like a drunken Texas banshee on crack the entire game, but at least we've set eyes on him.
And here's one more for good measure, after the Texas Screamer caught a foul ball in the 8th:
(Screen cap via MASN/TV)