If you didn't think a photo of Bryce Harper standing outside in frigid winter temps without a jacket last weekend after NatsFest was a testament to his youth, how about the photo above, Tweeted to the world tonight by Harper's soccer-playing girlfriend @kayvarner (above, left) of probably a four or five year old Harper from his youth soccer days? No eye-black, sadly. Is that a faux-hawk?
In other Bryce Harper offseason soccer news: Apparently Harper went for a run with a club soccer team on Thursday in Vegas, only to realize the error of his ways ("Running to get into shape for season with a soccer team is not the business! Kill me! #bouttodie"):