It was only a matter of time...
Welcome back, A.J. Cole. Any chance Ryan Langerhans is one of the PTBNLs?
But who will throw the buckets of bubblegum on teammates in the dugout after home runs?
Who will dump the Gatorade bucket on teammates after walkoffs?
Who will deliver the shaving cream pies?
Who will deliver flying elbows to teammates heads?
Who will concoct a more magical Christmas light display?
Most importantly: Who will sing "Take on Me"? Who will singlehandedly resurrect the career of A-Ha? (The smart money's on Andy Feffer and the Nats co-opting that sucker as a Nationals Park "thing" for the 7th inning stretch. As they should.)
The answer to all of the above: Not Michael Morse anymore. Godspeed, Beast. Thanks for the memories.
(Photo above of Michael Morse as a seeminglly sad Silver Elvis circa June 2010)