As if the sight of Stephen Strasburg on the cover of Sports Illustrated wasn't bad enough, the photo above of Gio Gonzalez playing at a playground is causing us a bit of agita.
We're kidding, of course. Then again, no playground in America has been childproofed enough to make it suitable for Gio to be swinging from the monkey bars. Remember, this is the same guy who ended up with rugburn on his forehead earlier this spring after losing a wrestling match with his dog.
Be safe, Gio, for goodness sake! Opening Day is just around the corner.