"Rock bottom, it feels like."
(Adam LaRoche, via Washington Post, 4/24/2013)
"It's time to get a little mad."
(Davey Johnson, via MASN/postgame presser, 4/24/2013)
#Notitude? #Flatitude? To the lifeboats! The Good Ship Davey Johnson is taking on water!
.500 and sinking, seems like old times at the moment. But at least there are 142 to go....