So in addition to being ejected for the first time this season, Davey Johnson signed 100 baseball cards and 75 Davey Johnson bobbleheads before yesterday's game. See photographic evidence of the bobble headxs (photo via @JulieAlexandria) above. Via Adam Kilgore of the Washington Post:
"My hand is sore from signing 100 Japanese bubblegum cards. And followed it up with 75 bobbleheads. It’s hard to sign a bobblehead, let me met tell ya. They wanted me to sign on the hat. I said there’s no chance. The head’s going to be wiggling around. I ain’t going to be doing that. So I signed it on the back."
(Davey Johnson, via Nationals Journal, 7/26/2013)
Here's video of Davey's ejection in the fifth inning after a questionable strike three call on Ian Desmond. Maybe Davey just wanted to retreat to the clubhouse to sign more bobbleheads?
(Screencaps via MLB.com/MASN video)