As bad as things have gone in 2013, might as well revisit the good old days: via Washington Business Journal, the Nats suing insurance company over Smiley Gonzalez' signing bonus
Amazingly, Carlos David Alvarez Lugo is still hiding out in the Nats minor league system. He's, like, 40 now or something.
Revisit just a few Nats Enquirer posts on the subject from 2009:
(Photo of Carlos Alvarez/Smiley Gonzalez via Nats320 back in 2009)