"This is an exciting day for the Washington Nationals. We feel we've added a talented, young veteran to our starting-pitching corps. Doug is battle-tested through playoff experiences, and the depth he brings to our staff is exceptional. We are thrilled to welcome him aboard."
(Mike Rizzo, via MLB.com, 12/3/2013)
So, what's the catch?
[Also: insert your own terrible "Fist" pun here involving Mike Rizzo and Dave Dombrowski]