We'd be remiss if we didn't acknowledge that Bryce Harper got engaged recently to his longtime girlfriend Kayla Varner, news that started making the rounds on Friday and triggered many a "Sorry ladies, Bryce Harper is engaged" Tweet. Confirmed by the Reliable Source on Saturday night. We're waiting for Thomas Boswell of the Washington Post to check in with a column about how this is yet another sign of Harper's immaturity and recklessness.
Up above, one of the posed engagement photos originally posted on the Mollie Jane photography site that eventually got pulled.
Congrats, you two.
Bryce Harper is as American as they come pic.twitter.com/mPMovqyJps— Thomas Garland (@TG3_Inspired) May 30, 2014