The Nationals further ensured themselves of a last place finish in 2006 by signing two more #5 starters, Tony "Walking Wounded" Armas Jr. and Ramon "Yes, I'm really 32" Ortiz, to patch together the rest of the rotation behind #1 Livan Hernandez and #2 Jon Patterson. The question is this: Is there a team out there with a worse 3-4-5 than whatever combination of Lawrence, Armas, Drese, and Ortiz is used?