TEIXOCKER! TEIX SAYS NO TO NATS!
Nationals fans also shocked to hear there's no such thing as Santa Claus.
In the end, Steinbrenner money is greener than Lerner money: 8 years, $180 Million greener.
Don't worry, Nats fans, Jimbo has Adam Dunn on speed dial. And like a lump of coal in your stocking: Corey Patterson! (and don't forget Daniel Cabrera)!