If they were still handing out the Silver Elvis wig after games...

(Craig Stammen as seen on TV in the Silver Elvis wig back in April 2010.)

...Craig Stammen would've had the honor for his effort last night.

Nationals 3, Mets 2: Craig Stammen emerges from exile in AAA: hits, scores winning run, pitches an 1 1/3 innings of scoreless, hitless ball after cleaning up yet another Doug Slaten mess.

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