Plan C? Farewell to Collin Balester and his mustache.

(Up above, maybe the first photographic evidence of Collin Balester's mustache, circa February 2010. Photo courtesy of DC Sports Bog -- via CSN Washington's Kelli Johnson)

Godspeed, Collin Balester. Welcome, Ryan Perry.

So maybe Mike Rizzo's first move of the offseason really was all about roster flexibility. Or maybe, after a lost week in Dallas, it was Mike Rizzo trying to prove to himself he could still swing a trade. But can Perry grow a 'stache like Balester? Doubt it.

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