So, Hunter Pence, what makes the Washington Nationals such a good team?

"Pitching. Hitting. They're good at those."

{laughter}

No guys, wait, I'm totally serious. Like, their pitching and hitting is really good!

Well that was awkward. Here's to hoping Hunter Pence also weighs in on the Great Stephen Strasburg Shutdown Debate of 2012 while the Nats are in SF this week...

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