Werth's beard appears to be in mid-season form, but the paunch seems to be in perfect post-Christmas form. One explanation: Werth spent the month of December working as a mall Santa?
Sure, this is old news in internet time, but we'd be remiss if we didn't get in just one "OMG Danny Espinosa's beard!" post. Just look at that thing. Danny's beard has its own Tweeter already, right?
While you're sitting around waiting for that three-year deal Adam LaRoche will probably sign with somebody (not the Washington Nationals), enjoy the video above for SAFE ("Seatbelts Are For Everyone"), in which LaRoche promotes seatbelt safety in his home state of Kansas.