"I have a stomach ache now...which is probably pretty normal."
(Matt Williams after win #1, via postgame presser, 3/31/2014)
Nationals 9, Mets 7: Just like Matt Williams drew it up.
In order: A curious first lineup for the rookie skipper, Bryce Harper gets a shin to the head, Stephen Strasburg strikes out 10, Wilson Ramos departs in the 7th with an injured hand that may or may not be broken, Danny Espinosa walks (!?), Denard Span drives in tying run in the 9th with two outs (video), Ian Desmond's sac fly in the 10th gives the Nats the lead (video), Anthony Rendon hits 3-run bomb (video), drives in four, Williams challenges a call to end the 10th but loses, Aaron Barrett earns first big league win.
Did we forget anything? 161 more to go!