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Dan Uggla doused in chocolate sauce after game winning home run (Video)

What better way to celebrate a massive 9th inning, game winning, home run against your former team who is still paying you to play baseball than being doused in chocolate sauce?

Seriously*, Dan Uggla just saved the 2015 season for the Nationals...

Go crazy, folks. Dan Uggla completed the most unlikely comeback in the brief history of the Washington Nationals with his 3-run home run in the 9th.

Abandon ship!

So much for being prepared...

 

Run Down

Everything turned on Sunday after the Nats failed to get Giancarlo Stanton in a fourth inning rundown.

Yunel Escobar hits walk-off home run, slides headfirst into home plate

Bryce Harper hits mammoth 452 ft. home run (Video)

Bryce Harper nearly runs past Jayson Werth, runs through stop sign, to score from first

Run until they tag you...

It gets worse

Blake Treinen and the Nats made a mess of things in the 7th

"About as bad as you can get."

Werth and Taylor, then Taylor and Harper, made a mess of things in the 3rd.

"How bad was this game? About as bad as you can get. It's tough to win ballgames if you can't catch the baseball..." (Matt Williams, 4/14/2015)

Red Sox 9, Nationals 4: Zimmermann bad, defense worse. But hey, at least they scored four runs?

Hopefully 2-5 is as bad as it gets? At least it's still appropriate to say "It's early."

Phillies fan fails to get a kid to throw back Bryce Harper home run ball (Video)